“Illegal stitch in time on the receiving team. Nine yard penalty. Replay the down.”

“These people have awful names.”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Not a lot of athletes on the white team. Unfortunately for them, also not many gritty, coach’s son, deceptively quick, high IQ, gym rats either.