Torch, do you have a serious migraine today? Sounds like some wicked hallucinations, I'd suggest Mountain Dew and two Excedrin.

This is the ugliest vehicle on the market today. I dare anyone to find something available in the US that is more hideous.

Old bimmers too, but probably just because Germans, rationality and such, not necessarily weight savings.

AND NARY A SINGLE FASTBACK!

E60 M5? Pretty much the same engine performance, (high revving V10, won awards n shit) in a body that defined automotive aesthetics for the rest of the decade, and into the next. Which is what I would like to draw attention to.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that there is a chance, or at least the possibility, that if she and any loon cohorts commit enough ruckusing, the State of TN may pass legislation banning this type of signaling device.

OOooooo this could be good. Especially if my enemies are like me, and just rip junk mail in half before throwing it out. Glittersplosion all over the kitchen!

Indeed.

DAT DEFENDER PANELVANNNNN!!!!!!!!!

The current market value of those ix's is absolutely bonkers. A hulk for $2500, a clean one for $6000 and up. Crazy.

Eggzactly! Check my avatar, yo. And there is literally only one, I wasn't speaking figuratively!

There is only one.

Wearing those right now. So understated, so black, so chill.

Someone get this guy out of the grey for crissakes.

Not mine, but like my old car - BMW e28 with the blue interior. Blue seats, blue carpet, blue kickpanel and under-dash, blue door cards, blue parcel shelf..

It looks like a Russian whale penis leather football on wheels.

5er:

The BMW Museum/Welt is worthy of a pilgrimage. Someday I should photo dump some stuff from my trip in 2008. Very well curated museum. Hands down the best part was the 507 in the atrium. The Art Cars scattered around were cool too, I got to stand next to the A. Calder CSL!!!1!!

(Did you mean Antarctic in the title?)

I should add that this is a still from Star Wars, not tentacle porn. But since it is still grey, no one will ever know how clever I am.