This shall live on my ceiling.

I am in the minority in that I'm a fan of the X6, especially in it's 550 hp+ form, but that thing need bigger wheels. Which is crazy, because those are 20s.... WHAT IN THE HELL, BMW!? I grow sick of cars proportioned like Hot Wheels cars. Also looking at you, Chevy Camaro.

PERFECT!

I got one this morning, and it's already bent. What the hell, Apple, I mean Beretta?

Don't care until there's Star Wars.

Those tires on that FSJ are impossibly skinny.

But but but but...

Same for the 3 sp auto. OD (4th) is controlled by a solenoid, which is a BITCH!!!!1!!!! to change out on the ground in the rain with improper tools.

Those goddamn motherfucking plastic screws are the bane of my existence. Who thought that was a good idea? I'm in the market for a H1/H4 swap.

Well thanks Doug.

Hahahaha excellent quotable comment.

My sports sedan has more ground clearance.

What's less talked about, but arguably more important than if they're "showy" or not, is how poorly they're often thought through and detailed, leading to things like this:

Just build the damn M1 Homage. BMW ARE YOU LISTENING, DAMMIT?

Finally! Some recognition of my artistic genius!!!!

Group 5 2002

Whoa. Yea, I drool over them. I got a Husqvarna hatchet instead of the GB Wildlife hatchet. Quite nice, but someday.....

For all the purists out there:

My word, what is that?

I'm pretty sure Michael Palin is navigating. GIVE HER THE CHICANE OVER A CREEST!