Along with boobies: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/birds/…

I think his garbage offensive line is a bigger problem.

I know that Brady's career could end tomorrow and he would likely be considered a top 5 quarterback of all time, but has any QB at his level ever had more of his career wasted by a front office/coach that has basically refused to give him any real help? If he had a WR group like the Broncos, any NFC North team not…

I'm far from Mr. Tough Guy. But I don't care if it literally got me killed, Grant Hinkle would have quickly been sliding down those stairs on his fucking face.

Well that clarifies things....Grant Hinkle is a horrible human being and he should have gotten his ass kicked by that Pats fan.

Hinkle is a great poker player, and I'm honestly surprised that he doesn't have more bracelets. Specifically, one around his ankle.

"When you go to my Mecca, a little place called Applebees, you should be able to get all the sliders you want."

Dammit, how is Fox News supposed to get any ratings out of this if Abdullah is going to be all reasonable and contrite?

Mine is set for 2am, every Wednesday.

So, that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Bitches, man.

Hell no. Who stands behind a modular fence and expects it to protect them from a freaking monster truck? I wasn't surprised to see this in Mexico, but I expected better from the Dutch.

As for why Michigan's third-string QB didn't come into the game instead of Morris, it's because nobody on the Michigan coaching staff had supplied him with a properly-fitting helmet. Here he is, trying to find one that fits.

Be funny if the Twins get into some no-end-in-sight, 20+ inning game and Gardengnome has to call up to the owner's box before he can put in Hughes...

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

When will the 1 % catch a fucking break...

Exactly. Here's to you, Mr.-Novelty-Helmet-Wearing-Bringer-Of-The-Haymaker. Vote this guy in for Joe Arapaio's job.

I've honestly wondered why this doesn't happen more often. I know they're lifting small girls, but that's still 110-130lbs clear over your head. My back hurts lifting the 40 lb bag of IAMS dog food.

Are you being serious? It was a stupid prank, but triggering PTSD? Seriously?

Goodell has stated hes not sure stones exist. To his knowledge.

Do you want to kill us all?!