Without excusing any of the behavior, I’m curious as to what more you wanted out of the Franken apology. As I read it it:

Yeah, I realize I’m toeing the line of shit take. But at the same time, when a collective is getting the pillory ready, it’s also important to remember when genuine remorse has been shown. There’s still value in someone being honest enough to say they’ve fucked up; that’s far from automatic in 2017. 

+1 Getinthehole

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

Cool story, but I missed the part where Yahoo was ESPN.

*Tedy.

RIP in peace.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

It’s not sexual immorality. They are simply purging their genitals, so they can better serve the children of America. Kind of like how swimmers like Ryan Lochte will capture and drown a drifter the night before a competition. You need to go a little haywire in your element if you expect to endure it. This is why Fox…

Much better, IMHO, than the Quantum Football League and referee Schrodinger.

It’s breathtaking.

And Iran

A really smart guy. Can’t you read?

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

At the risk of calling madness upon this article, I'll try my best to sum things up.

Yeah, but that aside, how did you like the column?

What? No GamerGate?

You forgot another hobby of the Sandy Hook Truthers: harassing family members of the slain children. Seriously, I think they're the one truther group who need to be beaten down with rakes.