Oh, always. Why do we always go after the Good Guys, huh?

Cool story, now go kill yourself.

I want to say something mean about Boston, but it was pretty cool to see the fans give Arrieta an ovation for his performance

There is a fantastic chapter in Scorecasting about this. I'd recommend it. Big argument they have is fans incentivize them to suck. Because they fill the stadium regardless of how the team does and their WGN contract at the time was pretty lucrative. Another thing they showed was Cubs attendance was more sensitive to…

"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

I had, literally, the worst service I've ever had in my life last night. Really bad. But she was not rude or mean. Just seemed really new and had no idea what she was doing. I gave her about an 18% tip.

If you aren't interested in participating within the normal rules of business and society at large, I hope that you warn waitstaff as soon as you sit down of your beliefs so that you get the service you truly deserve.

Holy shit, we got a badass on our hands! Everybody take a step back.

Yet here you are, posting on Deadspin and likely getting paid to do so.

Just in case you're wondering: yes, you're a terrible person. Carry on!

Yeah, you're as big an asshole as Sapp, Mr Pink.

Next time they want to intentionally walk Papi, they should just bean him...y'know so he doesn't get impatient for the 4th ball.

You stand whenever the national anthem is played anywhere, whether you are there or not and whether you can hear it or not. You also take your hat off (if you are wearing one) and put your hand over your goddamn heart.

I don't think it is as bad as all that. I've given thumbs up and said "good on you" to strangers in a variety of contexts. Sometimes it's just about being nice and supportive, and showing solidarity.

Ha!

"He had an upper brain injury."

How good was he?

That Lenny Dykstra outlived Tony Gwynn is a tragedy.

Jesus would have struck out three batters in eight pitches.

A lot of people in my area whose parents are Christian and immigrated from sub-Saharan Africa have similarly aspirational names. Mighty, Great, Beauty, Goodluck, Charity, Captain, Promise. No Sir President though, that's awesome.