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Does it come in a tank top?

You forgot the footage from centerfield, both dugouts and the parking lot.

move this up.

Cynthia: opinion on participation awards for all the horses. For or against?

To be fair, the jockey for Tonalist was one of those 5 guys released by Obama last week.

Fourth Place Horse Creates First World Problem

Well, you people can't even spell "color" or any word that ends in "ize" right, so clearly spelling isn't very important to you.

So I guess I should discontinue my "Shave the Children" charity, then...

Thank you for your measured and consistent advice.

Listen, I'm not saying this was justifiable, but someone threatened me with a kid once, and those little things are terrifying, what with their teething and nails and inability to use their words...

Even better:

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By your logic, you should be shot as well, for threatening a 15 year old child with murder. At least his tweets weren't directed at anyone in particular.

Shoot him over a tweet?

Amazing work girl! You are bringing the 'bro-realness'! You've got it down; the bad spelling, shitty grammar and then nailing it with the homophobic slur. Snaps to you!

[J]okes on every female in the school aren't really "harmless," unless you think you can speak for half the graduating class.

Um it's a very short paragraph that I typed on my phone sry for not writing a perfect essay. But your response to my argument was truly enlightening I have learned soo much. It's great how when people can't make an argument against certain points they jump to omg ur internet punctuation/spelling is so bad lets focus

No worries, I hate when people don't explain the good jokes. Basically, Doug is referencing the Boston massacre of 1770. It was the culmination of colonial tensions in the British-held colonies. These tensions had been escalating since the British soldiers (dubbed "Redcoats" or "Lobsterbacks") had first appeared in

Can you explain how 4 and 5 even make sense? "What chance do you have of dating a girl who's a 10?" leads to the answer being a probability. For instance: a 15% chance, a one-in-100 chance, etc. Simply "4" or "5" does not compute. Even if they meant one-in-4 and one-in-5, that doesn't make logical sense. 25% of people