Stay classy, rural America.

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

Some of us put in an honest 9-5 to pay the bills. Some of us just learn to give an 80-year-old billionaire a blowjob and call him "honey."

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

They want to bide their time long enough for Sterling to make a "heartfelt apology," so that the league can sweep this under the rug.

They thought they were taunting him, but they were really sending him power, Dragon Ball style.

Duke/North Carolina, Ohio State/Michigan, Auburn/Alabama- Everyone take a big step back....For the 98% of Americans that do not pay attention to college hockey, let me tell you that this is possibly the best rivalry all of college sports over the last 10 years. Dead serious. There was once a league called the WCHA…

2013 World Series: 11 for 16 (.688) with two home runs and six RBIs

Clever. Was that your first draft or did you type a few things out only to hold backspace and start over?

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

Never understood this mindset. Age makes a difference in how you enjoy a baseball game? Are adults expected catch the ball with their bare hands or improvise with hats or popcorn buckets when the ball comes at them simply because they're older? Why not use something which its very purpose is catching baseballs? If a…

That's not true. He's done two interviews with Dennis and Callahan, and he's taken responsibility for being a shitty parent in both of them.

Best become a Twitter activist and post some hashtags so Twatters like you can unite in outrage.

I'm a teacher as well. I have diabetic children who need to eat food in class in order to stay balanced. I have Autistic children who need to chew gum as a self-soothing method in order to help stay focused. I have students who use their phones because there's a great big world of research out there, and the…

The new CBA signed in 2013 added a feature that allows teams to sign goaltenders with professional experience to one-day professional tryout contracts in emergency conditions. Emergency conditions occur when a goaltender suffers a last-minute injury and a team is unable to dress two goaltenders because a recall cannot…

ESPN also reporting that Elkington is not expected to say that to Sam's face.

Many have died by less. See molasses, Boston.

"Self-potato" is unfortunate, but it's not nearly as bad as the trainwreck perpetuated by our men in uniform this week:

I remember watching "The Wheel" years ago. The final puzzle was "Lox, Bagel and Cream Cheese".