and with a sedan or lower vehicle, people usually jump onto the hood so their kneecaps are saved. can really do that to a truck unless your an Olympic jumper.

“‘sharp edges might hurt pedestrians’”

Also Giulia GTAm. 

When I was a kid, the flying saucer making the news sort of looked like a blurry hat. It had sharp corners and the like and would move around randomly and change shape suddenly and would never be picked up on radar.

You can’t appreciate a battery pack that weighs more than a compact car?

Sooner or later I feel that someone will have to address these +100kWh battery packs they’re shoving into cars.

The rear seats are only deleted if you go for the Weissach package

The rear seat delete is only if you go for the Weissach package. 

Let us not so quickly overlook a 1,000 pound weight difference plus Dodge quality. 

It’s not just where the force is applied (getting your knees destroyed sucks, but not as bad as getting your ribcage destroyed). It’s what happens to you after impact.

A dismissal of the complaint is not the same as a finding of innocence.

It’s all about stoking the outrage engine today, and it really pisses me off. Which I get is rather ironic, given I am still pissed off, just not for the reasons they want.

Sarcasm. I make virtually the same comment every time an article comes out about a Cybertruck failure. I’ve written a LOT of them.

Are you sure? Behold, the Volkswagen Vanagon. Maybe a stretch to call it a tent, but it is certainly for camping. 

Was going to post the exact same thing. This dude just lit $3k on fire and needs to feel a least a little joy that his zippers say ‘CT’ on them instead of ‘YKK’ or whatever. That is just... oh God, it’s so sad.

“I really hate it, but I still have to pretend I like it because it cost me 3 grand”

Once the somewhat inconvenient Aeroflap is removed, the remaining install steps are pretty easy (not that removing the Aeroflap is terribly difficult either - just kinda unpolished). Unfolding the lightweight aluminium three-pieced is straightforward. However, if you don’t push in the buttons/springs to unlock +…

The really should’ve leaned into current pop culture and made the entrance look like a Dune 2 popcorn bucket.

OK, so factory tents that integrate with vehicles NEVER look good. That’s just a given. For some reason they’re always baggy and loose fitting in a way that a real tent never is. So the Cybertent is no outlier here.

I love how he mentions a bunch of glaring design and quality issues, including that he broke part of it the very first time he used it, but still compliments its “smart design” and “attention to detail.”  The truck doesn’t even have the “tent mode” the instructions say to activate!  I just don’t get the doublethink.

Of course it is. This is just getting sad now, just how pathetic everything related to the Cybertruck is. All the way up to its pathetic overlord, all the way down to the dumbest accessory and owner. It is just sad now.