Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Please see HARDBALL with CHRIS MATTHEWS on MSNBC, WEEKDAYS AT 7PM for further information.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

No puppet.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

I don’t think this was a mistake...

Yeah but where do the white supremacists stand on anti-devapement?

oh man, i’m at 2-4 a day still

So many times a week does everyone accidentally go to Gawker? I’m sitting at 2-4. Slowly getting better.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Not possible. Trump’s spikes would be gold-leafed, with a custom TRUMP logo. He wears Foot-Joys? Sad!

Game winning three goal through the football crevice. Nothing like it.

Consecutive Days Ashley Has Worked “Fuck” (in the Sex Connotation) into a Headline That Has Appeared on Deadspin: 2

I am disappointed in the lack of Smash Mouth.

Charizard wants to hate fuck you behind the dumpster of an Arby’s. Dragonite is just in the club to dance, rolling, and has no idea what you are talking about.

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

Here’s my fan theory: big movie sets + more extras = more money.

According to how I play Call of Duty, they didn’t throw enough grenades.