Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

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Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

No puppet.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

I don’t think this was a mistake...

Yeah but where do the white supremacists stand on anti-devapement?

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Not possible. Trump’s spikes would be gold-leafed, with a custom TRUMP logo. He wears Foot-Joys? Sad!

Game winning three goal through the football crevice. Nothing like it.

Consecutive Days Ashley Has Worked “Fuck” (in the Sex Connotation) into a Headline That Has Appeared on Deadspin: 2

I am disappointed in the lack of Smash Mouth.

Charizard wants to hate fuck you behind the dumpster of an Arby’s. Dragonite is just in the club to dance, rolling, and has no idea what you are talking about.

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

According to how I play Call of Duty, they didn’t throw enough grenades.

I wasn’t reading Lifehacker. I was reading io9 and this article was trending on Kinja. I clicked it out of curiosity. Probably shouldn’t have. But I’m kind of glad I did.

And lastly. This isn’t what Lifehacker is. In fact, I’m pretty disappointed that they put something like this up.

Yup, definitely just like CrossFit.

When my wife gave birth, the monitor on the machine for her epidural would periodically play the first four notes of Lavender Town's theme. Talk about things you don't want to think about while you're waiting for your child to be born.