I say this as someone who likes driving fast, who owns fast cars, and who is generally skeptical of adding more bureaucracy to our lives:

That’s not a sound defense. That lawyer must not be aware that people can earn degrees while incarcerated.

Right? Like, the cyclists have aspirations too. That’s why they were training on the fucking road when your client RAN THEM OVER.

Sounds like the excuses they make for letting college guys off the hook for rape, “Why should a momentary bad decision ruin this promising young man’s life?”

Oh, no question that that’s exactly what is happening here.

Black kids in the city can go to prison for whatever because their overworked public defender isn’t out here arguing they have college aspirations because we’ve created a system that kneecaps their ability to get a good public education. Meanwhile every…

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Brent Peltomaa valued that cat more than he valued his life.
Michael Campbell valued punishing a thief more than he valued his freedom.
They were all in love with dying. They were drinking from a fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

I like how the car can strangle you with the seatbelt to get your attention.

Notice they target the tall lifted vehicles for ease of extraction. 

Jeff Bezos is watching this video on loop while he dry humps a pile of money.

The only reason I believe in Hell is because I have to believe people like Jeff Bezos will end up there. 

Why is it so many people worship the rich? The cost of having billionaires like Jeff Bezos is thousands of people pissing in bottles in warehouses and overworked drivers like this guy.

One of the best ways to prevent deaths from accidents is to prevent the accident in the first place. This is solved with education. Make it MUCH more difficult to obtain a driver license, or make it a tiered system (as to not negatively affect the lower income brackets) where a beginner permit allows you to use…

Fuck Trump.

Do the people who tell people with underpaid or otherwise shitty jobs to “get a new job” not realize that...someone still has to do the shitty job? And that person doing the shitty job still deserves to make a living wage and not be abused?

Cool, thanks for advice Ivanka. My husband, who lost his job in all this, has applied to 2-3 jobs a week for the past month and no bits yet. He is starting to feel kind of depressed, but I will just tell him this slice of valuable advice! J/K Fuck off Ivanka, you evil, evil bitch.

How dare they?

Wonder if the world is still destroyed by nuclear war or if they’re just going to go with a new “continuity” for FarCry 6.