Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

ughhhhhhhhh only on 20....... we have to deal with 92 more of these post.

Well you were right about one thing, you definitely wasted your time commenting.

Get over yourself? Shit is gold.

This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

The Sperrys, Vineyard Vines pavilion (seriously, WTF is that? Was their party sponsored by them or some shit?) and pastel shirts do not lead you to the conclusion that this was not a celebration of the Bro? You must not have gone to college in the Mid-Atlantic or Northeast. This is the embodiment of Bro.

Chop this, mutherfucker!

If it were a compilation of comments, shouldn’t the title be Your instead of You’re?

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

I hope you get the same amount of satisfaction posting each one of these as I do seeing each one.

Nice Underhanded Bern

These posts fill me with absolute joy. Hopefully there are 151 more of these.

This was like watching the dead Viking, engulfed in flames, rise from his pyre, chug seven or eight beers, and start piloting a ship towards an island in the Bahamas.

Look, if any entitled asshole deserves a raise, it's Sasha Grey's.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Austin has put on 316 lbs

Well on the one hand he’s a freak and can do anything, so he’s got that going for him. But on the other hand he’s Greek, so there is a great chance he just retires early to become a European man of leisure.

Right, like he ever told Austin Rivers to cut that shit out...but annoying as that is, that’s not really what bothers me. Could you imagine what Coach K would do if another coach tried to say anything to Grayson Allen? Especially if it was “quit fucking tripping my guys before somebody blows out a knee or ankle?”