Both are excellent choke artists.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

I still miss John Chaney.

Even if he has nothing to do with it, I’ll take this opportunity to say: Fuck Scott Walker.

It’s not often that a school loses their Head Basketball Coach and mascot within the same person.

You lost the moment you trusted a ginger. Unless that ginger is the Wendy’s girl. I’d trust her with my lunch time options, and my heart.

Yes, but each team was on a back to back & travelled the nite before.

Bucks played last night on the road in Toronto.

So the Bucks ended the two longest winning streaks in NBA history. Have at it, truthers.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

As opposed to the Lions defense, who went to sleep early....

As a Lions fan, the silver lining here is that I didn't piss myself after I drank to excess trying to fall asleep last night.

Couldn’t we just send them to a farm upstate where they can run and play with other retired athletes?

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

...a five-person group led by a German citizen...

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?