“He went to the hospital? What a wuss!” said Jameson Taillon after the game. “Penny farkle, slender jo,” he added as his wife ushered him away from the lamp he was addressing.
Napoleon Bonerfarte
fearsome-flush
“Donald Trump gravely intoned on television last night that if Hillary Clinton wins the upcoming election, there will be “taco trucks on every corner.”
To quote Bomani Jones:
Yo Smoke, it's like quicksand, stop before you go all the way under. And you killed that guy.
Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.
I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…
Speaking as a veteran, this whole thing has fuck-all to do with veterans, and the people saying we’re being somehow “disrespected” by Kaepernick’s actions are full of shit.
“He’s a synth, shoot him!”
(If you played Fallout 4, that’s funny)
Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!
We now go to our Foxsi ladies over at the swimsuit shoot.
Lil’ Draymond Green has already been repeatedly warned not to kick people in the ball pit.
Somewhere Jon from Jon and Kate +8 is dropping off some bottomless mozzarella sticks to a table at TGIFridays and crying into his Ed Hardy shirt.
u just copy pasted my online dating profile and changed like three words
I didn’t know it until right now, but the words
Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.
I always like to picture Jericho putting Goldberg in the headlock screaming ASK HIM!
Aerobed statement: ビデ、シャワーません寝室のためのものです。
Translation: Douches are for showers not bedrooms.
I feel bad for his teammates, Bryson, Dillon, and Brody. I mean, they seem so insignificant in these stories. So much so that I just made up all three of those names and you didn’t even notice.