“All of these kids don’t know what it’s like to cling to something that’s been gifted to them on the underside of a much more competent platter and to ride that miracle all the way to the top. These days they want to protest, even kneel down on the maiden voyage. Let me tell you something - I’ve been carried to some…

“My wife and I had been introduced to some really disturbing stuff and other social injustices: Childhood slavery in our country. And I’d gone to a couple seminars and presentations where we got really deep in the weeds about this issue. It became a passion of ours to help fight this battle of childhood slavery…

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Look, dude, your philosophy degree was a waste, accept it. Stop trying to make this happen, and get back to stocking shelves.

But if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

Pretty fucking disrespectful of the person taking that photograph of the guy raising his fist in the air because they’re obviously not looking at the flag or showing the flag respect during the anthem. Seriously. And the ball boy on the field should also be shot because it’s fucking disrespectful to not have your full…

It’s important to remember their names because they don’t.

Then the Takata airbag went off, setting the car in motion because it wasn’t actually in park as the keys fell out of the ignition while running which then lodged under the gas pedal accelerating it away unintentionally where it was finally halted by a volkswagen dealership who promptly lied about the whole thing.

“Whatever we decide to do will be a big surprise.”

The players should stand during the anthem and face the flag. But I don’t care about the cameramen, radio announcers, fat fans, fans in the bathroom, fans ordering food, fans at home, lazy fans, anybody who’s not on camera, foreign-born players (as long as they’re white), mascots, security guards in the tunnel....

The PS4 Pro and the Xbox Scorpio both are the latest point in favor of dropping consoles altogether, IMHO. With every generation, the consoles get more and more like PCs, but they’ll never have the key strength of PCs - the openness that allows for modding, a huge indie game scene, fangames, competition in digital…

Fixed. :P

It’s still Labor Day week, so in the spirit of a dead telethon, let’s take a look at the big board...

Crosspost this to Gizmodo so we can gaze at hundreds of people who have their self-worth tied to a phone.

“ I love all the the members of the military.......except for those yellow bellies who claim to suffer from PTSD, a condition we don’t even know for sure exists.”

“I think it’s important to have respect for our country, for our flag, for the people who make our country better; for law enforcement; and for to charge our military who are out fighting for our freedoms and our ideals.”

Since I’m basically an unstoppable god at this point, it hurts my character way more to have Preston disappointed in me than it does having him shoot me.

Par for the course to have an MVP level talent wasted on the trash fire that is the Minnesota Twins. Sorry, I know it’s doom-and-gloom but I'm still mourning Bridgewater. Fuck this state and its sports teams.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…