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Napoleon Bonerfarte
fearsome-flush

Thing I did not expect to do today: use my phone to look at a picture of a laptop showing a video of a phone showing a live stream of a diplomatic dingus.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

My phone does not support the game, according to the Google Play store, yet I grabbed the .apk from a trusted source and it runs fine. Thus, fuck whoever is trying to take down the .apk file.

I love that there’s a particular segment of the Internet that’s convinced I’m an attention whore, yet will look at this and cheer Tebow on. What a fucking wanker.

In response, Minneapolis PD has walked out of all future NBA games.

Briesus Christ!

Pictured: The mental image of a Texans fan

Well, for Lebron, he might be defending Cleveland’s title on a travel team, anyway, after what the Trumpening does to the C.

anyone else think their monitor had something on it and it just turned out to be DeBrusk’s Cindy Crawford mole?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

What Drew is forgetting is that most of us aren’t playing on golf courses anything close to what the pros are; a three-foot putt at your local muni is a whole lot less complicated than a three-footer at Augusta, what with its fancy grass and undulations and oh my God I just wrote an actual response to a mailbag

I’ve been watching James for his entire ten year run. I’ve watched everything he puts out, Monster Madness, Board James, James and Mike Mondays, and even the horror films he made when he was a kid. After a decade I still get super excited when I see a new AVGN video in my feed, and have a viewing party with my friends

KD went full McVeigh on OKC.

This is very fitting, because whenever I eat pierogi, I turn into Big Poppa Dump and the Big Bad Doodoo Daddy

What Norman Reedus was really cring about.

Don’t you disparage Ben Reilly James.

It hurts my heart that every post about the movie gets such vitriolic hatred. I’m a 32 year old man who, in elementary school, regularly went to school in my ghostbusters jump suit, who have both movie memorized, has obsessed about the comics, both the originals in the 80's and 90's and the superb stuff from today,

Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

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