If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

Look, his death was tragic and the tobacco companies deployed a heartless, immoral policy of manipulating users. But to a degree of being legally or civilly responsible? Adults make choices. These choices can be harmful. But they’re our choices.

I’m pretty excited.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

DOOM. You want DOOM.

Doom. I mean, I haven’t played Overwatch at all and probably never will but don’t let my very biased choice sully the suggestion. Doom is incredible. As in I have trouble forming cogent thoughts when it comes to it, incredible. It takes some restraint to keep this from being mostly lots of laughing, fuck yeahs, and me…

Going to have to disagree with you there, on behalf of the general consensus. First of all, it was largely considered to be one of best films released in 1984, not only for its comedy, but also for its plot AND special effects. According to Wikipedia:

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.

If you think this is disturbing, you should see the outtakes.

Curt Schilling does have free speech...but who’s talking about his relationship with the government? ESPN is a private employer and they can set their rules of conduct as they see fit. They don’t have to respect shit, especially not a man who doesn’t show respect for others.

Yes, it’s true, SoylentGreenie. I’m 44 and it just doesn’t always fire the way I want it to. Apologies to the back of your throat.

“This news makes me happy.”

So....just to make sure I’m clear, there are real actual human beings who:

It’s quite ironic because Bernie Sanders actually has the most Christ-like message out of all the candidates out there.

Ah Yasmine Bleeth, we hardly knew ye...