Well, for Lebron, he might be defending Cleveland’s title on a travel team, anyway, after what the Trumpening does to the C.

anyone else think their monitor had something on it and it just turned out to be DeBrusk’s Cindy Crawford mole?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

What Drew is forgetting is that most of us aren’t playing on golf courses anything close to what the pros are; a three-foot putt at your local muni is a whole lot less complicated than a three-footer at Augusta, what with its fancy grass and undulations and oh my God I just wrote an actual response to a mailbag…

I’ve been watching James for his entire ten year run. I’ve watched everything he puts out, Monster Madness, Board James, James and Mike Mondays, and even the horror films he made when he was a kid. After a decade I still get super excited when I see a new AVGN video in my feed, and have a viewing party with my friends…

KD went full McVeigh on OKC.

This is very fitting, because whenever I eat pierogi, I turn into Big Poppa Dump and the Big Bad Doodoo Daddy

What Norman Reedus was really cring about.

Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

Look, his death was tragic and the tobacco companies deployed a heartless, immoral policy of manipulating users. But to a degree of being legally or civilly responsible? Adults make choices. These choices can be harmful. But they’re our choices.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

DOOM. You want DOOM.

Doom. I mean, I haven’t played Overwatch at all and probably never will but don’t let my very biased choice sully the suggestion. Doom is incredible. As in I have trouble forming cogent thoughts when it comes to it, incredible. It takes some restraint to keep this from being mostly lots of laughing, fuck yeahs, and me…

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.

If you think this is disturbing, you should see the outtakes.

Yes, it’s true, SoylentGreenie. I’m 44 and it just doesn’t always fire the way I want it to. Apologies to the back of your throat.

“This news makes me happy.”