So....just to make sure I’m clear, there are real actual human beings who:

It’s quite ironic because Bernie Sanders actually has the most Christ-like message out of all the candidates out there.

“The Mariners Just Can’t Stop Slappin Dingers” - U.S. Admiral, 1993, in Congressional Hearing in support of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy

my favorite part about this timberwolves team is sam mitchell’s wikipedia picture

One guy taped a lad playing on a game and then in another skirmish played his voice back to the same guy. The lad ended up arguing with himself. He’s probably going to be the next Prime Minister...

Damn it, Raphael, you are a major symbol of the steroid era. Please stay away from baseball!

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

Bang.

Geraldo is simply trying to teach us all a valuable lesson. We need to quit blaming others who have nothing to do with our failures. We need to come together and celebrate that which makes us great. Such a beautiful, powerful message. Thank you Geraldo.

#GeraldoRivera didn’t lose the contents of #AlCaponesVault

took me about 15 seconds to realize that Thon was a Noun, not a noun.

Bet the secret probably ends up being Drink More Ovaltine.

“Why do you joke about hanging fruit? It is delicious and gives great sustenance. I see no humor here.”

That is a company’s attempt to build their biggest show of the year while many of their BIGGEST stars out with injuries, and trying to set up a guy named Roman Reigns as the Face of their company, ignoring the 99% of the audience that boos him out of every building.

“That” is a man in his forties leaping onto a man in his fifties in an attempt to promote the largest event in the history of their industry. Did I mention both men have performed in a wrestling match in the past five years approximately as many times as Pacman Jones, Snooki, and the guy from “Arrow"?

And where was the struggle if they left it in?

People getting “butt” hurt over nothing, again...

Bernie Sanders: Isn’t it obvious, Timothy? We are still witnessing the destructive effects of white flight.

So this year’s Wrestlemania is marred by injury.