Anybody see this:

Transcript of the proceedings:

PS4 player here, every time I try to download the dlc I get “the content cannot be selected at this time”

Or don’t risk your livelihood on a fucking Nintendo product. Nintendo is worse than EA when it comes to communication and respecting their fans. I get that Mario Maker is crack but fuck Nintendo and their bullshit practices. Hearing about this guy’s problem makes me fucking laugh.

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

I agree with Gossage. Baseball does not need a bunch of quarterbacks running around.

Probably a better option than son, Steve.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

Sandvich?

Has anyone checked the eastmost peninsula?

Final Fantasy 7 Hard Mode:

I for one am glad that DICE awarded Fallout 4 their game of the year award, the whining and bitching as a result has been extremely entertaining.

I’ve really come to hate the NBA trading deadline for the way it disappoints me with all of its bullshit, do-nothing trades.

Predicted lupe maneuvers : kick, push, kick, push. Coast.

This dude is the fucking Christian Ponder of travel.

I hate myself for knowing this, but Zuma drives a hovercraft.

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

So I guess the coach reports this on the roster sheet tomorrow as Kane: Not able.

and nothing bad happened to the von Erich clan ever again.