“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

A-Rod’s look suggests that he’s verrry interested to know that there are local women in his area who are horny and lookin' for a good time.

About how it must feel not to be able to turn off the knee-jerk conservative dickhead whenever someone makes a snarky comment because everyone who’s not defending a visitor’s center with heavy weaponry is some kind of socialist “libtard”, but hey, I could use a little more confirmation bias about right-wing America’s…

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Billy Corgan sure is wrecking those guys in that pic.

“He should have kicked it further to the right”-Scott Norwood

Thanks, Blair.

It’s actually pronounced “throatwarbler mangrove”.

The part that pisses me off is I’m on my phone and I click play, launched a new window. Just play it in the tweet. I don’t need a new window. Get your shit together Stephen A. and ESPN, I guess.

Tweet is giving me a raging clue.

For maybe the first time ever, I agree with Stephen A.

You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.

1. I’m a 25-year-old male who votes democrat. I have zero problem with anyone smoking weed or having sex with a lot of women. I was actually taking this as a positive. I like sex, Fred Smoot and weed, among other things.

Thank you for this post, Patricia. If you have time, another settlement has asked for your help. I’ve marked it on your map.

This is an outrageous overreach by the government. Does Montgomery County have a rural government building that can be taken over? I promised my family I’d be around for MLK day, but supporting our constitutional right to backyard hockey is more important. I have two days’ worth of supplies. Meet you guys there.

And where they can also hold Combat Zone Wrestling shows, too!

When Jameis Winston was reached for comment, a bunch of packages of crab legs fell out of his shirt.