Phase Two was amazing and there were some genuinely exciting trailers for Age of Ultron. However, it felt overstuffed, the big Black Widow origins reveal was terrible, and it genuinely gave me superhero movie fatigue.

If George Lucas is the parent and Star Wars is his kid, then J.J. Abrams and Disney are Child Protective Services.

Man, Peyton Manning turns down an interview request just this one time and Mort makes it personal.

Raise your hand if you fast-forwarded after #3 looking for Porkins.

Kylo Ren spoke in class today...

Did you name him Baltasar, Caspar, or Melchior?

A real question that needs answering is; When is someone going to have gif of the two stormtroopers noping out while Kylo Ren is throwing a fit post-Rey escape?

Does it have an Authentic Italian Connection like Victoria or Rao’s? No. Did Paul Newman even ever play an Italian character? No idea. But all it needs is a bay leaf, is not hard to find and occassionally on sale.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

Then Saban issued a challenge to the reporters assembled: “Come closer to the dais here. Really pack it in. Then peer down into my throat. What you’ll see staring back at you is the jet black emptiness waiting for all of us once my acolytes summon another Championship bauble to the temple. With just one more crystal…

Don’t you mean she’s basically Holly Holm?

What’s even more upsetting is my wife and I can’t afford a good camera setup and have been using a vtech to record our nightly swinger escapades. I personally feel violated.

And as we speak Jerry is in the final stages of negotiating to bring Brett Favre’s jersey out of retirement. “We feel that right now this jersey will be our best option at quarterback.”

That fan is probably mad that Alabama hasn’t paid enough to lure an NFL starting-caliber quarterback to their organization.