Spying is a key fault of all Civs, not just Montezuma. Try having Washington as a neighbor. He fucking loves thieving the tech from you.

Because I'm secretly TVTropes in human form.

Because the term "Friend Zone" implies a) that it's done maliciously and b) that being friends is the fail state of attraction.

Being told that being friends is the worst thing ever to happen to a guy is pretty damned insulting.

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For anyone who's not sure how this works, here's a quick primer (source: I work in game development):

When you make a big, open-world style game like Destiny, there's a lot of stuff that goes into what is essentially pre-visualization.

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close…