Jeez, he said he was sorry. Now he's depressed, and he's got that hangdog look in his eye OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THAT DOG AWAY FROM HIM!

I'd like to correct some technical data which is incorrect, if I may. Now, before I get started, I should let it be known that clearly the outcome still exists (the man is injured). Even though all that water weighed 3300 pounds, it's not accurate to say 'imagine dropping a Toyota Camry on yourself from 22 feet…

I hear his circle change made even the real pros flinch.

Cool ad hominem, bro

The first time in the history of the internet Betteride's law of headlines has been broken.

ETA: The link was removed, so kudos for that, but I still question the original motivation for including it.

You already know what your parents are like. Generations of gay men and women knew that if they had shitty parents, they had to keep their head down until they could get out on their own.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Does it really matter to you? Have you ever watched the show?

The only way I'll ever drink a beer is if its marketed to also validate my fragile self-concept. That's why I always start my nights with a couple glasses of Stone Arrogant Bastard, and finish off my nights by drinking Fuck It, Four Inches Is Probably Big Enough.

Says the nation who spends millions on gluten free bread for no particular reason.

"I wouldn't want her twerking."

I hear what you're saying, but....sorry. He's kind of right on this one.

I have zero personal opinion of him, but he said he "wouldn't want", not "wouldn't do". I don't think there was anything that implied property. However, I don't think the quote is free from criticism. To me, I would want a follow up "Well do you have anything against women twerking for your pleasure?" If so than…

That's just the studio recorded voice isolated from the studio recorded music. Totally different than a live recording.

I don't really see how it's embarrassing. She has a huge following. She can influence a lot of people, young and old.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

Uhh...what?! You see nothing wrong with him throwing stuff onto track at a moving car? Is this the only form of racing you watch?

Unless, of course, Yoda was consistently overreacting and underreacting, didn't fight when he should, did fight when he shouldn't, and almost none of his reactions were the exact reaction required. Hard to tell, though, when one just assumes to be true what one presents as the case with some vague mystical aura, and…