"Bed-and-breakfasts are miserable and stupid."

"Exactly what I was thinking, brother."

The way it just kept coming reminded me of when Germany destroyed Brazil in this summer's WC, except Neymar is not a socipathic rapist.

How do suggest it be phrased, Woodward?

That's a good point about missing treatment possibly being worse. However, even though I agree that he'd get no benefit from a walk-through, part of being a responsible employee is showing up for all sorts of meaningless shit, regardless of your industry.

I'd be disappointed, but I've owned a Roku for about 6 months and this is pretty much par for the course.

Injured players have the choice to attend either the walk-through, or a treatment session. Since we'll never know which one he intended to attend, I simplified things by saying he missed a team meeting, which is factually and technically correct.

Of course we all party at 22, the issue is whether that partying interferes with your ability to do your job.

"After use, toilet paper was to be placed in the trash, rather than flushed. Evidently, the sewer system in this part of the country was not up to handling non-human waste."

* "Feels," as in, "all the feels."

Yup. I've mentioned this before, but I like Will because he has a passion for his subject and makes it the focus of his writing, whereas other Deadspin/Gawker writers try so hard to establish a unique voice that the subject ends up just being the stage for them to perform on.

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

I was in Bend, OR last year and spent some time at the Deschutes brewery. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

Dorky Dad? Golf? Teeth gags?

"Yea, the link is called my brain and my common sense."

For sure. I've been a Knicks fan since the Bernard King days and this is a season for the ages.

What?!? I loved the Daulerio years. He was Deadspin's Nero, and I mean that as highest praise.

When I saw "Lindsay Lohan" and "#positive," I thought for sure she was announcing her herpes status.

Close second:

Meet me in Temecula, old man.