"What happened in Pakistan and how does it affect my fantasy football team?"

Here we have a guy that fancies himself very charismatic but doesn't realize he's actually just loud and annoying.

I like big mumps and I cannot lie

You're giving him too much credit. Which is why I named my fantasy football team, "Johnny Manziel. State Farm Sales Consultant. Texas Region."

Well that explains why 'Melo is always playing solitaire during business hours.

Would it change your mind to know he's a gun-loving, right-wing, hardcore Christian? 'Cause he is.

You want hyped and meaningless? How about any Bowl game that doesn't have championship implications?

I don't know if his argument is weak, but the "slippery slope" you invoked is commonly recognized as downright fallacious.

That's not a very nuanced perspective.

Everything you just wrote is true. But I have no idea why you wrote it.

When Kobe was an elite player who was winning, he could throw his weight around like this. Now that he's a washed-up, 39%-shooting, 60-game losing, shell of his former self, his teammates will eventually figure out they don't have to endure his bullshit, and it will be glorious.

To be fair, if you're in a bar, there's an 80% chance Tony LaRussa will walk through the door.

This "digestive pill that promises to cleanse your stomach" is called a laxative, and they've been studied extensively and are available in any drug store. I'm not sure why you're rhetorically asking "is that now a lie."

What you're saying is true, but this is a great example of how one can never use reason to argue with the unreasonable. Too many commenters here are absolutely invested in believing this song is malevolent, and think that allowing themselves to see it any other way would be some sort of endorsement of actual date…

Good for him. These kids need to learn that sometimes life isn't fair.

You know what I am impressed by? Your memory! Wow.

OK. If Drew is truly doing the same thing as Albert, why do you think the reaction to these two is different?

Really?

I don't know where the line is, but Gwen Stefani is white, and blonde, and very pretty. And on top of all that, she's wealthy. So, she's perfect fodder to be thrown to the commentariat, so they can tear her to shreds an pat themselves on the back for being so progressive.

There it is!