If Trump handles a firearm as well as he does a glass of water, the safest place might be right in front of him.

Maybe someone could arrange to have Trump run into Bolton in the middle of 5th Ave. We can then find out if Trump really can shoot someone and get away with it. Might be a two birds with one stone kind of opportunity.

As is the case with most overpaid, perk-based and nepotism heavy professions, a great many movie execs are very, very, very bad at their jobs.

Barsanti feigning interest and enthusiasm towards something is probably the most interesting part of this story. I can hear him Googling ‘positively intentioned adjectives’ from here.

My three year old at the time summed this movie up the best after we saw it. He said “Daddy,  he was not a good dinosaur”

Ah, so the “A” now stands for “Appropriation." Got it.

I might be showing my age here, but in the past people tended to think before they did something. I could be wrong.

Goddamit, I was born a Qwikster subscriber and I’ll die a Qwikster subscriber!

That reminds me of the time in high school when I didn’t want to rent Max Dugan Returns because I hadn’t seen the first one.

Not from a lack of trying: Roger Rabbit, Beetlejuice, and Coming To America had various attempts quickly land in developmental hell, mainly because no one had an idea how to make another, which speaks volumes considering the next year had a Ghostbusters sequel that made a stupid story decision of the Ghostbusters…

I was at an older theater (slanted cement floors) with friends and one dropped his just-opened beer, which we then listened to rolling gradually downhill spilling as it went.  A very sad sound.

*NoiseTankNick drinks Sierra Nevada, is instantly transported back in time to when he was a child, being given beer by his mom*

It’s one of my best theater-going experiences too, but that’s because the second time I saw it was on July 4th, when some friends and I decided to go to a late screening on a whim, completely hammered. My buddy handed me an ice cold Sierra Nevada he’d smuggled in right as the Disney logo appeared. It ruled.

It’s the film’s most thrilling sequence with some expertly placed beats, that foreshadow how good Brad Bird would be at his Mission Impossible movie: (1) Things not working: Violet can’t make that force field. (2) Having to improvise: Helen’s leap to shield the kids- the single best moment of animation in a movie…

4A felt kind of flat, and the Heist episode was the first “bad” episode of the series in my book - it hit the same beat, over and over, for 22 minutes. The twist at the end wasn’t enough to turn it around.

“There are children on board!”

To me, the best scene in the film was the airplane missile strike. I have never before or after seen a film so effectively readjust it’s own stakes, and say “no, we’re entirely for real about the situation here”.

I love the part where HG finally catches up with him and implores him to “come home,” so he turns on the TV and shows him, like, twelve different versions of ongoing violence in society and he’s like, “I AM home.”

Time After Time is the movie that jump-started my decades-long crush on Mary Steenburgen, who coincidentally is now married to — you guessed it, Frank Stallone!

One list is money made in year of release, and one is total. Three Men and a Baby was a Thanksgiving release, and probably was still making good money in 1988, while Beverly Hills Cop 2 had made the vast majority of its box office take by the end of the year.