I actually think something like a low-key indie film from a superhero’s POV about the emotional struggle of having to ignore cries for help & prioritize who gets help would be a pretty interesting story to see told.

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

The only problem with the argument, and he’s not wrong btw, but the main issue is, there’s not anything you can call a white person that will be anywhere as offensive as any slur you can think of for any minority. Whether you think Indian or Redskin is bad or not, the only people getting offended by Jones’ shirt are…

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

ok

yes

As opposed to when they made The Maltese Falcon three times between 1931 and 1941? The most famous one is actually the last.

Fuck finding lead, how in the hell will they produce the powder?

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

That Earth looks like it isn’t finished yet.

God and Bob Denver team up to... we’re not really sure. Maybe to stop that train full of breakdancing teenagers that God left to die.

But we already have one of those, right?

Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

$0.02 each.

There’s another aspect which Oliver did not really touch on in his - characteristically hyperbolic - segment: iPhones are used everywhere.

OR - we could all go play Marvel vs. Capcom and kick the shit out of everyone.

And how are Underoos a thing in a superhero universe? There were no Spider-Man Underoos. What kind of Underoos did Stark wear in the 80s? DC comics heroes?

Is Underoos a dated reference, though?

“As part of the agreement between Marvel Pictures and Sony, while Marvel can use the image of Spiderman, they cannot use his name. In all movies going forward from Marvel Pictures, that character will be named Underoos.”

I feel like a few of Stark’s references are dated so it fits at least.