Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

Q-tips belong on that list too, generic cotton swabs suck more dick than Tom Brady

it is I, gay bias, here to be happy to have more options in a video game

Oh my goodness the American purples needs to elect him before they steal our MITOCHONDRIA

The one where Tom Brady is walking around with his hand up is when it really hit me

I don’t even own a WiiU, and watching these Mario Marker torture levels gives me anxiety attacks.

Why did you let this fool out of the greys? Please tell me they were in the greys.

ALL FEMALES CHEAT. That’s a FACT.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

Loving Squirrel Girl. I mean, I’ve loved pretty much everything Ryan North’s written, so it’s no surprise to me. But that Jubliee cameo doesn’t show my favorite part:

nice

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Correct. They were a representative slice of what the execs at Hanna-Barbera thought the American youth looked like. Prom King/Queen, Nerd, Hippie, and dog.

I tend to think of frat and banker bros as more lower-middle class or nouveau riche, but maybe that was true of preps by the ‘70's. Of course, I also think of hippies as a privileged social group (ever noticed how they’re all blonde WASP’s?), so I’m actually not sure what the new money and lower classes were up to…

Yeah, but square doesn’t have fashion anymore. There used to be a look that you’d go for, with lots of tweed, natural shoulders, and white bucks, but now it’s basically buying whatever is on sale and isn’t too flashy.

Umm, pretty sure you mean “obviously hot nerd who doesn’t need that kind of attention so she wears a bright orange sweater.”

never in my life have I come across a square shaped shit.

Hold on buddy.

I believe you mean “Kind of hot nerd”.

I’m a huge fan of Amanda Conner but that promo image just looks like the kind of awkward fanart you come across where you go, “Oh, huh, so that’s what [some childhood franchise] would look like in a slightly more realistic art style. It looks super out of place and would probably never work but it’s neat to see…