he also called Ani a ‘dyke’ like... to the people that already know he’s gay and are trying to blackmail him for it. so I think at this point it’s pretty much DEEP homophobia

asshole friend ruined that for me like AS SOON as the opening credits started. one of those ‘oh man isn’t the twist that ________ at the end crazy?’ i got so pissed i had to leave the room for a few minutes and missed the beginning.

over the time I’ve been reading this stuff, I’ve gotten the vibe that you live basically where I grew up. MoCo?

re: grill vs. grille: from what I understand, a ‘grille’ is a piece of metal, a ‘grill’ is a thing that is used to cook, often comprised of a grille above some heat. grille is also the metal dealy on the front of a car that does... whatever it does. I looked this up, and apparently the term for a restaurant that sells…

wait UMUC is like three blocks from UMCP, isn’t it? I guess they have multiple campuses?

bath + weed + netflix is a very good way to eliminate a hangover

smdh as if i needed another reason to be embarrassed about my gender. ALSO: i thought everyone liked friends? i know a lot of men and none of them would feel forced to watch the greatest non-seinfeld sitcom

absolute most ideal place for 4 stoned teenagers to stay out of trouble for an hour or so. and they had arcade games!

first time I ordered shrimp cocktail I didn’t really know what it was... I’m used to shrimp in curry and stuff so I kind of expected it to be... hot? warm, at least. ANYWAY when I was presented with a bunch of cold shrimp in a margarita glass I was very freaked out, that’s not my scene at all.

so... is dave coulier just like... best buds with every random celebrity?

see also: ‘my cocaine’ = how michael caine says his name
and: ‘beer can’ (said with a british accent) = jamaican for bacon

disagree, that grog was gross BUT yeah that’s not the best plan for the area, everyone kinda thought it was a douchey bar

One of the bars they did was down the street from my high school and this episode got super infamous with everyone I know. The bar they turned it into was kind of the worst, though it already sucked. They converted back, like... less than six months later, and just shut down for good a few months ago, and the bar…

locoroco

so is dryness of a cappuccino (wow took me way too long to spell that correctly) just based on how much milk is in there? any drinks that are described as ‘dry’ confuse me.

If *I*, a youngish brown guy with a beard, did anything even close to this, I’d be in Gitmo for the rest of my life.