Benny gives him a Cubs hat and tells him to burn the fish hat.

Re: “The Sandlot.” Isn’t the kid (Smalls) someone who knows nothing about baseball before he meets the neighborhood kids? Doesn’t he end up as an announcer for the Dodgers? Where do the Cubs feature in that movie? Maybe I just forgot.

Seriously Lindsey, really dead serious, fuck you. You clearly have no grasp of human emotion. This kind of shit could have waited til next week. I have never hated a person more than I hate you right now. You probably are wearing a shirt emblazoned with SJW on it right now. Fuck. You.

that logo looks like a puckered anus.

Nobody cares about soccer.

What are you even talking about? Fucking ESPN had a 2 hour documentary air centered solely around him. People care about him and his name will forever be brought up. He will never have a normal life, because guess what, people will “forgive” him now that the Cubs won, but he’ll forever be asked “do you feel like…

His ability to vanish in modern times is pretty interesting.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

This is a really touching and beautiful family image. I’m sure you know this already, but that rain delay that helped the Cubs out was actually just your grandfather jacking off from heaven; all over all of us.

Yes, THIS. Ump missed the outside corner to righties all night long. Cost Miller later on when he had the K only for it to be called ball 4.

Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.

I’ve seen so many posts about how they need to get Steve Bartman to throw out the first pitch for their 2017 opening day, or how they need to get him in the parade.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

“Joe, I’ve assembled a can’t-lose roster.”

I don’t understand the pulling on Hendricks AT ALL. Dude was pitching well, he hadn’t thrown that many pitches...it was the 5th! Maddon doesn’t have an Andrew Miller to dominate the middle innings.

Yes because an entire fan base must be evil Hitler worshippers because of an outdated mascot from a different time. You’re the definition of hypocrisy.

You’d rather be a Bills fan now than a Bills fan in the early 90's? I disagree.

Jays fan here....I think it sucks more in the immediate aftermath. However, once you take a step back and look at the season as a whole, it makes for a much better summer when the team is competitive, fun to watch and playing meaningful baseball in September/October. .

Are you sure it’s not in Chicago? It sounds like it’s in Chicago.

Deadspin is absolutely obsessed with penis. It’s almost like the staff is gay.