My recollection is Belicheck getting almost universal praise on those kinds of things.

Pats Pulpit writers have eternal victim complex. This article is more of it. 

are you just bored or something?

It worked in college, though! Why couldn’t ours look like this?

Lebron had actually left to do a rally in Miami but came back once he decided they had a better chance of winning in Ohio.

I love the “get a job” part. Like hey you bum what the hell are you doing here on a Saturday paying money that you earned to watch your favorite football team. You damn bum

Except it’s for the vets you fucking cocksucker

What could be the problem? What kind of asshole or idiot would condone this?

“...you’ve only got a few hours until all that shit that made you feel good about being a sports fan fades into memory and you return to the office on Monday as the same cynical prick you’ve always been.”

I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. And now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

I used to fear Kevin Durant was going to be the NBA’s Dan Marino. A once in a generational level talent who was never able to get over the top and win the big one. Now I am actively wishing for that to happen. Before Warrior stans start bitching, no i did not say I want him hurt or to have his career shortened, I just…

So, did you copy that sentence from the “Gawker employee manual and style guide” or was it something Denton said to you personally?

Jeez, even Soccer’s sex scandals are boring.

Yeah, not a Cubs hat.

This Cal forum actually speculates that it is an old Cleveland Indians hat. http://bearinsider.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-92350.html

“The sensitive, lonely protagonist of The Sandlot is a Cubs fan” becomes “Maybe he’s not an actual fan.” Good stuff.

Sort of seems like you don’t know The Sandlot very well based on these comments

Benny gives him the hat because his fishing hat sucks so much. Also, when did the Cubs ever have a yellow block ‘C’ as their logo? It wasn’t a Cubs hat, man. And even if it was, he is wearing it to fit in, not because he is a fan of the team.

(I know The Sandlot better than I probably should.)

It’s a blue hat with a generic, yellow C. It’s not a Cubs hat.