Can we just be clear right now that the coming tsunami of criticism of Maddon is not hindsight? Taking Hendricks out in that spot makes zero sense.

let me state clearly...Schilling is a clown and I am in no way a fan....but not sure this “solves” or even adds additional evidence to whether or not Schilling had a real bloody sock. It seems like the writer is pointing out “hey see this one time Curt behaved like an insecure tool” equates to  “he’s full of shit…

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Also, assuming this happened on campus, college parking enforcement is universally like the Gestapo and is a massive source of revenue, often with bullshit practices like issuing more passes than actual available spaces. I know when I went to Virginia Tech, they were hauling in $2.1 million per year in ticket revenue.

How dare you compare garbage men to those dickbags. Garbage men are heroes. These guys are assholes.

Of course not. I have never met a parking lot attendant who didn’t revel in being a dick and ruining my day.

This guy seems like a real dick. That said I blame him not at all for tearing up a parking ticket. You have to be special sort of ass hole to want to give parking tickets.

The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

I think there’s an argument that Johnson was a bigger household name than Harrison

Harvey combined the two characters from The Dark Knight, the Joker and Harvey Dent/Two-Face, but the way he did it—going half-Joker, half-Dent—indicates that he either completely forgot what happens in the movie, has no clue that the two villains were actually different people, or, as I posit, never saw it to begin…

Are we sure he’s “going half-Joker, half-Dent” though? I figured the other side was Bruce Wayne. Sure there’s also an implicit Two-Face reference, but he’s more the Unholy Ghost in this Halloween trinity.

I took it as half Joker half Bruce Wayne. Like “hey, I might not be the hero” or whatever.

*bottom right

Do you mean bottom right? I spent a good minute or two staring at a void.

The top 4 and the bottom 3 are correct, and no one is further than 2 places than they were predicted. What exactly is so weird about the standings? Barring Tennessee’s losing streak everything was going pretty much exactly as planned.

Missouri went 2-6 in conference play their first year in the SEC.

You must not have actually watched any of the Gators games if you think they’re really good.

Would you prefer he use the term “largely fucked” instead?

Is this some no-homo joke that I’m not getting? Seems pretty homo.

I’m a pretty casual baseball fan and I thought the sequence was just fine and filled with drama.