Sooo..... does this mean we aren’t going to get Lady Stoneheart?

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

Juan Dixon

man this season’s “Everything Totally Falls Apart” episode is gonna punch me in the face a whole bunch, isn’t it?

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

The mystery of why Gervais isn’t funny any more isn’t exactly difficult to crack: he makes good to great stuff when he works with Stephen Merchant, and forgettable to terrible stuff when he doesn’t. He’s only funny when he has someone there to shape his worst aspects and fit them into the tone of something larger.…

I have complete faith in this organization’s ability to note any budding of young talent or some semblance of chemistry and find a way to destroy it.

This is dead wrong. While it doesn’t change the ability to get Zion, it now means the Knicks are more likely to get the #1-6 pick than the #1-5. For a team as devoid of actual talent (except for Mitch Lob, who is the most exciting Knick rookie in my lifetime), these wins are totally fucking useless.

Go Fuck Yourself™.

I’d wish for someone you know and love to commit suicide to give you a shred of perspective, but I’m not a piece of shit like you.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

Dude, browsing movies on my Apple TV is wild. I spent a couple hours just reading the (pulled-from-Rotten-Tomatoes) quotes under, like, legendary movies. Some people really got away with hating Raiders of the Lost Ark! 

No, I really hate their fans. 

paul’s “dead authors” podcast is a wonderful, wonderful thing.  i pray he revives it some day.

Super Bowl 50 should be dead last specifically because it’s not L.

I’d rank XIX higher because I’m a fan of symmetry.

They should have kicked Legler’s ass for that dork shit! (Also, Butler got fouled and shot free-throws.)

He’s a governor of a western state who’s going to force the other candidates to talk about climate change. I don’t get why that’s a bad thing.