I just realized that your pfp is the guy from the Addiction Network ads. loooooooooool Thank you

The president’s tweets would be a lot more interesting if he used insults like these. Less “Crooked Hillary is BAD!”, more “Hillary Clinton’s brain is full of SPIDERS!”

Well, no, this isn’t a pox-on-both-political-houses kind of issue. Fox News operates on an entirely different conceptual framework than mainstream news networks. Fox carries water for movement conservatives, on behalf of a viewership that is 1) conservative, 2) believes fervently that all other media networks are an…

it’s 7,000 words and it *is* edited

It wouldn’t be a Tim Rogers review if it wasn’t 4000 words, unedited, accompanied by a (near)40-minute video. Bravo Tim, you’ve convinced me to pick this one up.

ok real talk now, how far into the game until you can start farming metal slimes?

Counterpoint: Twitter is free and so is this site and honestly, who gives a shit about anything? Let a thing be a thing, even if it’s bad.

we need a media moratorium on all ‘news’ regarding Jim Carrey’s painting, whatever garbage Weezer is covering, and whatever Gwyneth Paltrow is selling on Goop. Ignore it until it goes away.

basically the Carl Reiners and Mel Brooks-es of the future,

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

I never, ever thought I’d say this but...I’m planning to vote for a socialist Democrat for my state representative. I’m looking forward to voting for Kristen Seale in November. I cannot let this fucko in the white house do any more damage. So I’m starting local and working from there.

Depends on how you feel about irony and crude jokes, backed by some sincerely held leftist beliefs in a “better world for all” in the face of rightwing neofascism. They definitely provide a lot of catharsis for me, and a unique voice that isn’t heard a lot in the media sphere (read: they aren’t liberals)

This is probably my favorite Kotaku article ever. 

Counterpoint: this is a great tactic. All he has to do is get a new phone if he’s so bothered by it. If that means he loses half a day of work on being Joseph Goebells reincarnate, that’s a worthy, moral outcome.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

“Name of the Wind was OK, but my goodness, the second book was so atrocious that during some of the middle parts I was just skipping whole pages.”

Man, BLESS you for saying that. I feel like everyone is taking crazy pills with their love of Name of the Wind. I remember reading the back of the book and all the stuff the narrator mentioned sounded AMAZING. After finishing book 2, I re-read the back of book 1 and thought, “oh..all of that happened.” The major…

Which is a genre some people like. Who fucking cares. Everyone can like what they like.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”