Troll? Please. A little dose of common sense, in Nerd City.

Not for my friend. He's a Jet all the way. Tomb to womb.

I'm saying that some of the most astute computer experts around are high tech cops. They all have to be these days. An idiot department.

'Hey guys, I'm feeling lonely here. Back me up.'

Oh, how clever! I guess all those comebacks are from people in complee or partial agreement?

Im not going to argue with that - just like bar spokesman make every shyster sound as worthy as Clarence Darrow, or the AMA spokesman talk about disinterested healers.

The FBI warns about all kinds of things. Try to find a White supremacist in a police department.

I think you're quite safe so long as you don't brandish a weapon (or fake weapon) or try to run him down with a car.

I limit my comments to URBAN police deparrments, since police demographics haven't caught up with suburban shifts.

Yeah. That defines the typical case. Are you serious?

Well, that's the point, friend.

You think I'm conservative? I despised Reagan . . . but I will give credit. Ditto Giuliani.

Ockham. Everyone spells that wrong. And that is not a correct citation of the principle.

Outside of these precincts, it's a tad controversial, friend.

Now we're into that humorless limousine liberal mode. Pity. I had hope for you.

Had to be there, laddie. The point is that hindsight is 20-20. Ideological blinkers don't help.

Ah, gee, another Christmas card I won't be getting.