MASTER BAIT & TACKLE Says: A bad day fishing is still better than a good salad.

"It's too late for me. But if I can help someone else... "

-His neck

Okay, I have a question. I ate a lovely pasta dish. It has been a few weeks, but I think it was a butter based sauce. I dropped some of it on my shirt. The shirt has been washed. The grease stain still remains. Thus rendering the shirt unwearable....How can I get that stain off?

I have to stick up for my boy Vertonghen here. I know it looks like it was soft, but how do you know it didn't legitimately hurt him? Even the slightest bump to your head stings a hell of a lot more than you'd think.

Actually, the New York State Special Olympics were last Friday.

According to literature, there are lots of men from Nantucket.

♪ Take these broken wings

Pictured:

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

INTERVIEWER: After the disappointment of last year, I bet you can't wait for spring training to start.

Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

ROB: I'm actually a coach. An NFL coach.
WAITRESS: (unimpressed) Is that right?
ROB: That's right. And I'll have your signature wings. My brother can't because he's in a band.
WAITRESS: A band? [has sex with Rex Ryan]

Bob: "Do you have a point, Matt?"

Rob Ford Gets Air

Lena Dunham, eh?

Shaking my head. I remember when the name lohud.com *meant* something in the journalism world

Except in Quebec, where they'll be watching Just For Laughs Gags.

PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"