And this is how Dan Marino, one of the greatest talking heads ever to grace the studio finds out about his career ending? A press release?

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Man Charged With Fatally Stabbing Sun

While sportswriters carry on about the passing of Derek Jeter, the average New York sports fan is still mourning the passing of Eli Manning.

If parallels are being drawn between Jeter and Jesus, then surely Cory Lidle is Pontius Pilot.

As he lied on the ice writhing in pain, I couldn't help but think that this is just another Abbott that needs a hand.

That's bullshit. He get's a huge applause for getting himself up and finishing and all I get are feelings of guilt and self-loathing plus the possibility of going blind.

FICTION: You'll catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair. It's an old wives' tale!

What's the over/under on number of minutes it takes for him to claim he was "hacked"?

Figures. The Swiss team played strong in the neutral zone all night, but had to rely on a bank shot to pull it out in the end.

Actually the biggest skeleton bad boy is Biggie Smalls.

Unfortunately, most of the "good boys" of these Winter Olympics have already been euthanized.

George Steinbrenner just rolled over in his grave. Also related, Kevin Maas just rolled over in the dumpster he was sleeping in and cut his back on an empty can of tuna.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Oh, and if you actually want to put some real money on curling, you can find the lines here.

Costas: Boy Mary, you sure are a sight for sore eyes!

Forty minutes later

Keshavan, who hails from India but will be racing under the Olympic flag

"I can see them from my house!"

...not all man holes are always covered