In reporting the story Peter King will withhold from using the term Firewater.

The foreground looks a little unfocused, should have used a Brita filter.

Simmons sounds like the VP in accounting trying to talk to the intern from Arizona at the summer BBQ.

+1

Spanish Teacher in Massachusetts! What will Banksy think of next.

Wells is at a distinct advantage being that Kiwi's are always upside down.

Why on inflatable characters can they never get the mouth right?

why are the first two waving with two hands? Cocaine?

did he run into Mark Sanchez?

Olympic Rings: Inner Circle

Normally when something on a Norwegian makes you want to vomit it's Norovirus.

I smell Chex and Grant's D.

One Cougar no Milfs.

Is that the Stig driving the newest Kia?

They realized he wasn't deaf after his sign language interpreter worked Mandela's funeral.

I liked the original headline. Jessica Minton gives half the country Blue Balls.

I know biathlon competitors aren't exactly known for their intellectual acumen, but guys, you have to take the pants off before you drop the deuce.

When figuring out ways to insult his email attackers, would it ever come as a surprise that Mike Missanelli would never miss anally.

Well done.

"Phew! No longer the dirtiest piss in Yankee Stadium"