Too Soon

"Not fully developed orphans involved in horseplay, I feel like a Bud" - Jerry Sandusky

It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon. Sam Rolefson was up at Legionville the Safety Patrol Training Center in Brainerd. Because he was scared to take a group shower and smelled after the kickball game he was blamed for shitting his pants and flushing them down the toilet. When he got back he went to the Lutheran…

I hate to correct Jayson Stark, but like all prestigious awards the Nobel Peace Prize does not allow the fans to vote.

Mrs Miller: Hello Little Red Riding Hood.

Anyone else think that Pakhomov is hiding something.

What a birdbrain idea.

This is a terrible terrible story, but every time I read Sasha Menu Courey, I think of a Lifetime movie where she is played by Sacha Baron Cohen.

My top five own goals of last 22 years.

I wish I could trademark the phrase "I'm not a fan of Bill Simmons but". I would at least be as rich as Bill Barnwell.

This proves the unending male domination of university leadership and management. There clearly were no mothers involved on the Iowa State side because every mother knows you just need a little Neosporin to get rid of a BuBu.

I wonder if Lorne Michaels offered her a $3000 check.

Heretofore the only baseball video I had ever seen labeled Aces Bite was this years Yankees Highlight film.

Looks like the Baker is Cooked.

A Yacht? Huh I thought the The Way of Wade involved a coat hanger and a back alley three towns over.

"See even bears have trouble walking straight sometimes, so put your attacks in your pipe and smoke it." Mayor Rob Ford.

Just tried to connect with Julie Hartenstein and Izabela Rutowski on Linkedin, can't wait to be their friends.

What a memory jog! It's been a long time since I thought of the Fall of 1982. What a consecutive streak of terrible Sundays. The men you looked up to stripped of their uniforms. People in power using their influence to get what they want with no regard for the little people. The underdog always taking it on the chin.…

Where did they get that table, borrow it from the Spanish Announcers of WWE?

Give Mushnick a break he puts his dungarees on one leg at time like the rest of us.