Good think there were no Alabama fans around.

By the looks of those crowds the A&P in Cooperstown must have sold out Lorna Doones pretty early on Saturday.

Somewhere Vanessa Lopez and her contractually empty uterus are crying.

On his Jdate profile Marat was very emphatic about pointing out his knowledge of the tip-off.

My million dollar idea that nobody seems to want to invest in. Bloody Mary flavored Gatorade. Imagine the Sunday after a wedding. You are 34 but drank like you are 22 and for some reason you are in the Pittsburgh Airport. You hooked up with the bride's cousin who may or may not spell her name Stefany. You are pretty…

The paying of QB's is a Dog eat Dog world.

Practice, We're Talking bout Practice!

Something's Gotta Give

Better now than in fifteen years when he is calling Vince Wilfork's wife ugly.

Best example of Whites taking on the Blues since Elisabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting.

Just wait until he starts dating Bobby Brown.

Do you think what first attracted Cindy to Moe was it his Pork Roll stained Mookie Wilson tee, the Drakar Noir, or Never Say Goodbye blaring out of his rusty Fiero?

Slow clap man, you are on a DiMaggio like streak.

The other thing and not to get too base, but from the pictures she looks like an all right looking girl. I mean we have blown our rent money on uglier strippers. But she must be able to play the male psyche and body like a Stradavarius. That's what I'd like to see, could I run into her in a bar and fend off her…

Redick can deny it all he wants, but I have been to his apartment and there are two things he doesn't have condoms and coat hangers.

There was another OSU running back there that night, Carlos Jekyll. Jekyll was reported as polite and drinking only sparkling water. Sources are reporting Jekyll was no where to be seen at the time of the altercation. Similar to Carlos Hyde, the pre-med major running back Jekyll plays out of Naples Florida at six feet…

Firestone and Schwab should start a website.

Mike: Brah, I get to sexually assault her first.

Well it didn't work for Wade "Shat himself against the Tigers" Boggs or Dan "Shat himself against the Oilers" Marino. I always think of that first.

What do you think of MMQB?