He seems more like Leisure Suit Larry guy.

Congrats! Helluva post.

I first went to MSG as a kid to see the circus. I then went sixteen years later and saw a Knicks game. One thing changed and one thing stayed the same in those sixteen years. This place of wonder when I was four was now a shithole. I was still a whiny virgin asking my mom to buy me ice cream.

In the suburbs they have smaller construction projects but bigger budgets.

The Wolverine pushes all the required buttons, but rarely produces the desired effect. All you notice are the buttons.

I mean I'd do all four in a pinch, but upper left and lower right look most feisty.

I find it hard to believe his offices don't have one, if not two mirrors.

How do I "adult-up" my childhood favorite meals? Grilled Cheese w/ Tomato soup, macaroni and cheese, peanut butter and jelly, etc. You know, the classics.

Madonna/Britney Kiss?

I remember when I was young

Does anyone remember the wings at Sugar Bar One? Delicious!

At this point she's fucked, what 60 dudes?

I will have to lend him my Dicks, Credit and Blow tee to rectify the situation.

KTVU in San Francisco is reporting the baby's name as Prince Heywood Jablowme.

It's funny just today the Grand Solicitor Abraham Walker emailed me about helping out the Nigerian Soccer Team. I guess they have $USD 25,000,000 that was left to them and they need help transferring it to a United States Bank. I shot the guy my Social and bank details but haven't heard anything yet. Coincidently is…

Maricón, thanks for the vocabulary lesson. Now I will know what to call my son when he comes home with a C in Spanish.

I am sure if you wore those shoes and a pair of 501 Jeans, amongst my boyz you would be known as Mr. Thousand, and that nickname would stick.

Who does Dave Dameshek have pictures of blowing a clown, that he has a job?

He's getting a deal that took Bill Simmons a decade to get:

I guess that means that Tiki's time on the Today Show, falls to number two in the "Name a time a Barber was in over their head" Family Feud category.