When Whitlock sits around the horn, he sits around the horn.

I was out for an early morning job recently. (I understand first mistake). I live in an urban area. Not Downtown Manhattan or DC or Chicago Urban, but one of the neighborhoods that is easy to commute to the downtown and yet still has a ton of bars etc. Anyhow I am about 10 blocks from my apartment and I know with…

Second best Yellow Line of 1998. First, was when this sophomore across campus, Amanda, got one on the plastic stick. Turns out lots of ecstasy, booze and recreational anorexia can screw up your cycle and leave this guy with three nervous weeks.

The Camera still has better vision than Keith Olbermann.

That is gonna be one liquidity Bowl Moovment.

"Don make sure you don't wear a tie and keep the Buttoning situation Loosey Goosey"

In Lolo Jones defense, Carlino was packing Skittles.

Do you think House and JackO get to bring plus ones?

Get the gift baskets ready.

Its funny to think with smartphones and Ipads, everyones favorite bathroom Tome is Deadspin.

I hope this negative press doesn't impact the quality of the ESPYs.

He drives a Honda?

Serious question, how has his hair not grown out?

Just started calling my wife Michigan.

In other news Joe Theismann JR, announced today he will be a spokeman for Super Beta Prostate.

You'll never get a Foul Ball Easier than this One. Also the name of John Kruk's memoir about trying to get laid after a month of not showering.

Well Done.

From the lost files of Johnny Cash

Absolutely Amazing

I know a great house in North Attleboro coming up for sale soon to move his family. Although he will have to install a new video system for watching tape of his team's shooting accuracy.