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I like the Canadian actress that played the teen girl in Slither, Tania Saulnier, as much as Elizabeth Banks or Nathan Fillion in it. She only has a few subsequent imdb credits for some reason 

I am glad Banks and Fillion have had success and comfort since this but man, it would’ve been pretty cool to get another half-dozen B movies in this vein out of them, they’re great here.

I’m Bill Pardy.

I’m planning to watch Die Another Day at a drive-in theater from the comfort of my invisible car.

Yay, “Bosch” is back!

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I’ve been torrenting a lot of 30's/early 40's stuff lately. Matches my mood for some reason. Standouts are Only Angels Have Wings, a batshit crazy action/romance about cargo pilots in South America in 1939 featuring a distractingly hot Rita Hayworth and...um...Cary Grant making this weird

I watched the Netflix documentary series, Tiger King. And oh my goodness, it is spectacular. It is six hours of pure WTF madness.

I watched Society on Shudder, which starts out as a ur-Disturbing Behavior (set in a very 80s Beverly Hills) and slowly ramps up to an insane definitely-not-family friendly climax. It’s like the producers just wrote Screaming Mad George (great trade name!) a blank check and told him to do the weirdest, possibly

Finished watching McMillions; what a great documentary.

I discovered my public library has a streaming movie service. It’s called Kanopy, and is apparently something libraries all over do.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Another childhood movie that has quite a few things I only picked up on as an adult. Porky Pig’s all beef sausage anyone? Not that this was one of the things I picked up on because I’m older, it just made me laugh.

“The Crystal Ball.”
Modest but surprisingly cordial 1940s screwball comedy from an otherwise undistinguished director and writer. Paulette Goddard is sparkling as a phoney psychic who schemes to win over lawyer Ray Milland. It’s a bit rambling but with more laughs than I expected and a consistant enough smile inducer

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Stuck at home (like everyone else), I’ve just started watching a 2013 Korean drama called ‘Secret’ (alt title: Secret Love). The premise: A young woman takes the rap for a hit-and-run death for her boyfriend and finds herself sent to prison for 7 years. The hitch - her boyfriend is the prosecutor who convicts her and

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I think the only reason I went to see Ninja Assassin was because it was from the director of V for Vendetta, and produced by the Wachowskis. But I think the only reason I liked it was because Naomie Harris was a fox. Otherwise it’s pretty schlocky, with things like ninja literally disappearing in shadows, or healing

With the boundless media choices available, if you’re watching crap, then it’s your own fault.

The Art of Self Defense.

I had to refresh the page 8 times to get the comments to show up. Very cool redesign.

To-do list for today: uncancel apocalypse ✔️

Possible, but unlikely. Those people are more likely to be furiously masturbating to Birth of a Nation for the 100th time this month.

Song of the South is...unfortunate, to be sure, but it seems more misguided than willfully trying to push a message the way something like MK or BoaN is.

That said, personally, I’m team

Wrapped up my Twilight watch-thru on Friday with Breaking Dawn part 2. Fifth time through the series, huzzah! I think I now qualify as a masochist. Or possibly just insane. Eh, whatever.