They had her appear at the convention, and she’s been out of sight since. I think that since she was raised by her mom and DJT had nothing to do with her as a kid, he forgets she exists.

Good for her.

Happy endings and closure are a part of Seinfeld’s format? That’s... an interesting interpretation.

I mean, you saw the part where he was in a movie called “Vampire Dad”, right?

GO BANANA!

Hey, whatever happened to Manimal?

I THINK THAT COMPARING A BIG BUDGET DC MOVIE TO A SMALLER BUDGET DC TV SHOW, AND SHOWING HOW THE TV SHOW DID A MUCH BETTER JOB WITH THIS THEME, IS TOTALLY VALID, AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DIFFERENT KINDS OF FRUITS.

“elaborate moaning and whining for ring tone sounds”

“half-assing it...”

Iris was the most hilarious she has ever been in this episode, and as gorgeous as she always is. Her being inappropriate at the church was amazing.

I can very concisely sum up Eyes Wide Shut: there’s a passage in the Talmud that rabbis only allow you to read after you’ve been married for twenty years. It’s not that you can’t physically read it, it’s just that it wouldn’t make sense to you, like a page was missing. “Eyes Wide Shut” is all about the suffering and…

maude eh?

Cat’s Eye is represented.

That one was made in desperation.

You need a shot of red rum?

Maine has the highest concentration of velvet budoir painting galleries in the US.

You could say they didn’t, overlook, anything :/

Sorry, Twitter, but “Solo” is a perfectly fine name for a movie about a character named Han Solo.

How could they sink Solo?

I came here to say the same thing.

The still image for this article - where it looks like Elijah Wood has an afro - is confusing, but kindof great.