Enchantress fro Suicide Squad didn’t get the memo... she was neither.

I wonder how it rates compared to pregnant Elsa making ice cream with her mouth.

Terrible, terrible job, Internet.

I think naming your band after a song is okay if you are a cover band.

C57Bl/6 (pronounced C-57 Black 6) is a mouse, not a rat.

My 6 year old was indifferent. My father-in-law was enraged and ranted for days. So I’m cool with it.

Thanks for clearing that up, Billy. All this time I doubted the clearly recorded evidence of Trump admitting sexual assault.

I didn’t watch, but the review didn’t mention anything about the whole bomb in the Rubic’s Cube this from the beginning of the season. Was this just forgotten about, or did I miss something?

I really hope the mysterious E-Bay purchaser was actually the Wu Tang Clan. That way they would have just taken $1 million from that douchebag.

How about Don Jr. Luke when he was still on Tatooine? Just a whiny little punk who wishes he could be more like his daddy.

Trump Jr. is Jar Jar.

*sad upvote, or recommend, or star, or whatever the hell Kinja is about*

Alex Jones isn’t exactly a journalist.

*More sadly takes down my Vitamin Shoe poster*

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have fat stacks of cash to deposit that Trump definitely did not give me to make me look like the asshole instead of him.”

But videos of middle aged men are ok, right?

So Thanos is the ultimate villain because he has poor vision?

His defense: It was part of my contract with MTV.

Hell, I’m impressed by his proper use of the word infer.

His rocket goes 1,800 feet, from which distance the Earth may still look flat. If he goes 15 - 20 times higher than that, he may actually see that the Earth is a ball while significantly lowering his risk of death and spend far less money.