This is all a joke though, right?

Yeah, I remember seeing those pics now after reading the article. But who the fuck would have noticed that without some kind of prompt? The murderers, that’s who.

SPOILER ALERT:

My mom always said two wrights make an airplane.

We should always strive to alienate Nazis. No, wait, I meant annihilate.

i remember with ‘return to castle wolfenstein’ my mother was worried that it was too violent. my response was ‘mom, the only violence is against zombies and nazi’s, who can argue with killing either of them?’ and it worked. its a strange world where this is now possibly controversial

“Sookeh”

Not to be a party pooper, but none of us should be celebrating Trump’s loss here. Luther Strange, despite his supervillain name, would have been preferable to Roy Moore, who legitimately thinks that there are parts of the country operating under Sharia law.

And if you want to become addicted to all sorts of drugs over a forty year period, it should be Tim Meadows getting you addicted.

Explain how.

I wanted Jessica Williams to get the “Daily Show”gig (I think she took herself out of the running?) but I do think Trevor Noah has gotten MUCH better.

You should have bet $20. I hear that amount can buy many peanuts.

He-Mails?

E-males?

I tried, and all I got was Tom Anderson.

I want to see when him and Chewie first meet and go out on a couple of dates but realize it’s not working out so they’ll just remain good friends.

Albeit a stuck-up, half-witted one.

And why he was so stuck up and scruffy looking.

Something something Hormel Black Label Bacon.

I initially read that as, “hot chicken room”.

Now if we can only get Trump to look in the Bucket of Truth.