"Scientific Flat Earthers"

Sooooo, just a timeline of his presidency then?

…and now your computer is sitting on the floor of your shower, scrubbing itself raw and mutterring "the dirt won't come off".

Now I have weekend plans.

I lobbied to name my daughter "Leia Trinity Galadriel" but for some reason Dr. Mrs. fcz1 shot it down.

So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Bicycle Race, amiright?

When you play the game of capes, you win, or you get a little chilly.

Even if it all ended right now, it will not end well.

He had a gun, but Obama showed up on his doorstep and took it from him.

And you know that kid had every intention of breaking that window. Little shit.

Some nerd took a nerdy franchise and meshed it with another nerdy franchise. Nerd job nerdinet.

It can be two things? Or maybe in the case it can't. I don't know anymore.

I actually do not want Twitter to ban him. It makes for a good record of all the vile, stupid shit he blurts out. Without Twitter he'll just being yelling down the empty halls of the White House with nobody to hear him. Or at clouds.

I love reading If I Ran the Circus. It took a lot of tries, but now that my kid is 6, I can fly through it. She likes to cover the pages to see what I have committed to memory.

Neither. I bet they took them from mummy and daddy's patio while they were off on holiday.

Bran probably did intervene. However, nobody can understand a damn thing he says.

Oh yeah. Look at that.

GET TO THA CHOPPA!

I Guy Fieri good?