You may notice that the display in the picture is not full of guns. Which means they probably sold a couple of them.

I sat across from Kevin Nealon in an airport once. I didn't bother him. He was on my flight, but in first class, so I had no hope of striking up a conversation with him.

Didn't someone get killed by one of those in Se7en?

Snowgie Hoagie?

Yeah, I wasn't 100% on the relationships there. But still, same concept.

Advice for Ellaria… when embarking on a very dangerous journey, don't take all of your daughters with you on the same boat. Maybe split them up or leave one back in Dorne. You know, just in case.

After Sansa walked away, it occurred to the blacksmith that he didn't know if she wanted the leather on the inside or outside of the armor. The longer he thought about it, the more embarrassed he was to go ask her to clarify. This will be Winterfell's undoing.

having fun?

Well, she did learn from Sean "Gum-Boy" Spicer.

Making smart investments with the millions he made and living within his means so he's financially secure enough to take on projects he will enjoy?

I was going with South Jersey Women… cause them bitches be crazy.

Nope, just really tan.

Or put him in a pot of boiling water and call him Stew.

This is the "Who died that we didn't actually see die" edition.

The one that debunks the moon landing, or the one that symbolizes the mistreatment of Native Americans?

I'm guessing Kelly came in and said "Alright, enough fucking around. Let's get down to brass tacks."

I want to see The Rock play Skipper Dan in the movie version of the Weird Al song.

That Fruit Ninja premise sounds like The Last Starfighter.

Bran likes to warg into owls so he can….

That's fucking paranoid schizophrenic, thank you very much.