Or:

This is Star Wars. Clones are the go-to explanation.

Scanned the comments, missed it. Sorry, should have Controlled-F.

Now my rare photograph or Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore is going to skyrocket in value.

Kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry made a Seinfeld reunion just as a way to get Cheryl back.

A men-only Toby Keith concert in Saudi Arabia sounds like my vision of Hell.

Had racists working for it.

MMMmmm! This is a tasty burger!

No Stairway? Denied!

Snarky? On an AV Club message board?

I bet Billy McFarland and Martin Shkreli are best buds.

Millions are made up of hundreds of thousands. Apologies for underscoring the number on a Disqus message board.

Probably why you always saw the DVDs sold in a combo pack.

I'm not going to celebrate someone's death, but I'm sure as shit not going to shed any tears.

As a teenager I loved Hogan's Heroes. When I was learning to drive I had a German instructor. One day we were driving around the neighborhood making small talk, I told her of my enjoyment of the show. She was pretty offended because she said the show made Germans look stupid. I wanted to reply with "well, they did…

Fun (made up) Fact: The Crane Wife by the Decemberists is actually the soundtrack.

Sorry, my glasses weren't on yet, I misread your first sentence, thinking you said he didn't have ninja training.

"I don't care what Outspacer thinks of my acting skills."
-Brad Pitt, from atop an enormous pile of money

Doesn't his time training under Ras Al Ghul count as ninja training? I think I recall a ninja training montage in Batman Begins.

I would imagine there would be a process, but I honestly don't know.